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10:30am August 13, 2014

who-the-hell-is-ducky:

Old star signs will be replaced with these new ones. Find your new sign on the list.

Aries - time travel paradox
Taurus - faint smell that vaguely reminds you of something
Gemini - stepped on Dorito
Cancer - the entire population of Switzerland
Leo - Hamlet
Virgo - pterodactyl
Libra - suspicious onlooker
Scorpio - whatever Yoda’s species is
Sagittarius - goose that shoots laser from its eyes
Capricorn - Steve Buscemi
Aquarius -  spam bot
Pisces - goat? i think that’s a goat

10:29am August 13, 2014

a real homoscope

hidethetokyoghouls:

sagitarrius: gay

scorpio: gay

aquarius: gay

capricorn: gay

libro: gay

the other ones: gay

10:29am August 13, 2014

newandclassicemo:

A high school banned the marching band from playing Fall Out Boy songs because the lyrics were suggestive.

A marching band

Isn’t allowed to play Fall Out Boy 

Because of suggestive lyrics

Marching bands are instrumental

10:28am August 13, 2014

I HATE THE STRINGS ON BANANAS WHY ARE THEY THERE TAKE THEM AWAY OBAMA

10:28am August 13, 2014
luciferssugardaddy:

you didn’t even like his page how do you expect him to like your selfie

luciferssugardaddy:

you didn’t even like his page how do you expect him to like your selfie

10:28am August 13, 2014
ask-heichouu:

makenzie-rush:

starrysleeper:

dynamesvirtue:

shadogal94:

hartbigshipper:

gennycidersyo:

peaceluvmusic:

reprimandtheirdaughters:

mandopony:

ethiopienne:

COLLEGE

GROWING UP

KILLING SPIDERS

FINALS

TALKING TO PEOPLE

INTERVIEWS

PLAYED KINGDOM HEARTS

MASS EFFECT

LIFE

SAW HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON 2

ORDERED PIZZA OVER THE PHONE

ask-heichouu:

makenzie-rush:

starrysleeper:

dynamesvirtue:

shadogal94:

hartbigshipper:

gennycidersyo:

peaceluvmusic:

reprimandtheirdaughters:

mandopony:

ethiopienne:

COLLEGE

GROWING UP

KILLING SPIDERS

FINALS

TALKING TO PEOPLE

INTERVIEWS

PLAYED KINGDOM HEARTS

MASS EFFECT

LIFE

SAW HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON 2

ORDERED PIZZA OVER THE PHONE

10:26am August 13, 2014
  • baby: h-h-he
  • mom: hello? are you trying to say hello?
  • baby: h-hOW DO YOU DO MY NAME'S GAVROCHE THESE ARE MY PEOPLE HERES MY PATCH NOT MUCH TO LOOK AT NOTHING POSH NOTHING THAT YOU'D CALL UP TO SCRATCH THIS IS MY SCHOOL MY HIGH SOCIETY HERE IN THE SLUMS OF SAINT MICHELE WE LIVE ON CRUMBS OF HUMBLE PIETY TOUGH ON THE TEETH BUT WHAT THE HELL THINK YOU'RE POOR THINK YOU'RE FREE FOLLOW ME F O L L O W M E
10:26am August 13, 2014
10:25am August 13, 2014

milgramexperiment:

tall people: if we are walking together please take into consideration my tiny legs. i cant keep up with you. please think of my tiny legs i dont want to be jogging to keep up with your leisurely stroll you TITANS

10:24am August 13, 2014

ninjasexfarty:

Back when I was in charge of hiring for GameStop, a guy came in, handed me his application, and ‘accidentally’ let a sonic screwdriver fall out of his sleeve. “Now that you know I’m a time lord, I guess you’ll haaaaave to interview me,” he laughed alone, and that’s why I refuse to watch Doctor Who.

10:24am August 13, 2014
karenin:

Fin
(although I might add some plants and flowers later)

karenin:

Fin

(although I might add some plants and flowers later)

10:23am August 13, 2014

bootykage:

fakeho:

*calls u daddy*

*calls police*